
My Ex-New Yorker
I moved to New York more than eight years ago with a king-size bed and this 75-pound golden retriever named Murphy; my Midwestern naiveté about New York City real estate was comical at best, a disaster at worst.
My dog refused to use the pavement as a bathroom. She demanded something soft under her paws, thus making close proximity to Central Park a must-have. Who could blame her? For several years she had squatted on terrific terrain; some of the most sensational soil in the country, really. She was only three months old when I got her in Montana. It was Big Sky country with even bigger bathroom potential. She quickly became accustomed to the vast expanses of the land - Yellowstone Park; Glacier National Forest; the Gallatin Canyon. Murphy was doing business on God’s country.
Suffice it to say, the cement jungle of NYC was tough on her. In the morning, after putting her leash on, she would literally pull me to the park. We raced by city canines happily relieving themselves on the NYC sidewalks, as my poor pup could barely hold it in. She was like a bat out of hell, crazed to be outdoors but unable to find a patch of grass. She would beeline to the West 72nd street entrance of the park and then – joy of all joys – a patch of grass. And just like that, my mild-mannered Murphy reappeared.
The king-size bed went into storage, because 1,700-dollars on Central Park West does not rent one a room that fits a king-size bed. I sold the beast to an Irishman in the West Village who I ended up dating, so it was a win-win as I ultimately didn’t have to say goodbye to the bed until I said goodbye to the relationship. So I happily lingered on my mattress until I was ready to fully embrace my sofa bed.
At night, I would unfold the mattress in the couch and Murphy would hop in. This lasted for about six months. The lack of space had initially been amusing, but by the six month point had become ludicrous. My parents, who live outside of Cleveland, have plenty of space and generously offered to take Murphy until I settled in. They still have her now.
Today, I see all the women and men with dogs in the city and wonder if they just have more space in their apartments than I did when I first arrived here or if it really is about the social connectivity that canines bring to New Yorkers. In a city of 13 million residents, you’d think it wouldn’t be too difficult to meet people. But the pooch is certainly a great way to get that initial conversation going — maybe a story on ‘Pooch Love’ might be worth exploring; New Yorkers who have fallen in love at dog runs….